• Home
  • About
  • Reviews
  • Take Action
  • Kids
  • Animals
  • Energy
  • Food
  • Trees
  • Health
  • Indoors
  • Leaders
  • Money
  • Peace & Justice
  • Population
  • Poverty
  • Soil
  • Waste Reduction & Recycling
  • Water
  • Light Pollution
  • Noise Pollution
  • Book Me
  • Merchandise
  • Eco Elvis Live!
Eco Elvis
​Trees

​Plant trees – My wife and I are planting trees instead of having children because they don’t require clothing, shelter and handheld devices. Plus, they don’t whine, they just susurrate!
  • Plant trees in your yard and community – You can follow the exploits of Cardi B and play Fortnite, or you could do something totally useless like plant a tree. Your choice, it’s a tree country.
  • Care for trees in your yard and community – What have you done for tree lately?

For more information, visit the Heartland Tree Alliance and the Arbor Day Foundation.

Help wild forests – They’re the lungs of the earth, and no, I’m not talking about the Three Tenors. But trees have a bad case of emphysema, and I’m not blowing smoke.
  • Support forest restoration – It’s like restoring an old car or house, but it makes much better reality TV: “This week on This Old Forest…Smoky The Bear gets lit, starts setting fires, and the tourists are too busy taking selfies to see the irony.”
  • Support forest conservation – It’s always better than forest ululation, always.
  • Advocate for sound forest policy – If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to care, does it make sound forest policy? Oh wait, that is our forest policy.

For more information, visit American Forests.

Use sustainably-grown wood and paper products – I mean, sure, we’d all like to wipe with toilet paper from a 1,000-year-old redwood, but I think we all agree straw wrappers are a far greater societal need. 

For more information, visit Forest Stewardship Council. 

                                    Animals • Energy • Food • Health • Indoors • Kids • Leaders • Light Pollution • Money • Noise Pollution             
                                              Peace & Justice • Population • Poverty • Soil • Trees • Waste Reduction & Recycling • Water​ 
Proudly powered by Weebly